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lol FUCK YEAH AGAINST ME! [27 Mar 2007|03:45pm]
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[22 Feb 2007|04:41pm]
does anyone else think avatar is like the best show ever?

this shit is life.
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LOLOLOL [18 Dec 2006|10:30pm]
THIS SHIT IS LIFE!

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[11 Dec 2006|10:46pm]
has anybody fought anybody yet? i heard a couple fihgts supposed to go down at krop. let me know
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so i guess i've been pretty oblvious [07 Dec 2006|03:15pm]
I DIDN'T KNOW THE WII WAS SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE!? and where they do have it its like 600+ dollars. what the fuck is this!? ahh i'm so dumb. looks like i won't get one for christmas, i'll just get it for my birthday which is like 12 days after christmas so hopefully they'll have them in stock by then. dangggggg
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why i love ryan to death with all my heart [06 Dec 2006|09:35pm]
jamesxstxjames (9:34:10 PM): where do pokemon eat burgers at?
OMFGSPENCERisGOD (9:34:20 PM): lololol
OMFGSPENCERisGOD (9:34:25 PM): pokemondoburger?
OMFGSPENCERisGOD (9:34:28 PM): haha i dunno i made that up
jamesxstxjames (9:34:30 PM): holy
jamesxstxjames (9:34:30 PM): shit
OMFGSPENCERisGOD (9:34:37 PM): was that right?
jamesxstxjames (9:34:39 PM): yeah
OMFGSPENCERisGOD (9:34:41 PM): lmfao
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why i love ryan. [06 Dec 2006|09:27pm]
jamesxstxjames (9:25:40 PM): what are pokemon afraid of the most?
OMFGSPENCERisGOD (9:25:45 PM): pokemonsters
jamesxstxjames (9:25:46 PM): pokeMONSTERS!
jamesxstxjames (9:25:47 PM): fuck
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[05 Dec 2006|09:33pm]
i'm gonna start writing in spoken word style.
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[24 Nov 2006|03:05pm]
spencer might have mono.


I have three patches of bacteria on my left tonsil. and like i hate the way they look they're just sitting there mocking me, i wanna touch them or burn them or swallow them but i can't. so i think i'm gonna have to name them.

I'm already naming my tonsils Mary Jane Johnson and Tillie Johnson. We agreed Becca shouldn't be the name of one of my tonsils because well, she's a joke ruiner. amongst other things. Becca can be one of the infectious bacteria patches. along with Kim Jong and adolf ( mass genocide dictator jokes are still not funny)

I don't know why i like to start naming everything, but anything i have i'm gonna name from now on.

Oh and I made my new lj icon. I personally think its pretty 1337.
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[17 Nov 2006|07:09am]
t minus 9 hours. i'm so excited its like christmas
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this is about as life! as zoe's [27 Oct 2006|05:01pm]


you'd have to see the kimbo fights to really find it hilarious. but its still great nontheless
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i hate [27 Oct 2006|04:40pm]
one thing among others about this school. It amazes me that people up here are like sofa king religious. okay so my apostraphes arent working so this is going to be annoying. well what i mean by such is that i say god damn a lot. its part of my vocabulary. and people get pissed at me like dont say that. its offensive blah blah. yeah whatever bullshit. you know i said god damn in lunch and the cop who hangs around the lunch room comes up to me and throws a shit fit. telling me how he loves god and it offends him. well douche bag your denying my free speech offends me and my religion which is called mind your own fucking business and if im going to go to hell for sayingGODDAMN then thats between me and him so go fuckyourself. he told me hed rather hear the f word. so ill say fuck fuck fuck. "its offensive to god" yeah okay its not saying damn god idiot its god damn. "oh well it means the same thing" are you fucking kidding me? GOD DAMN ALL OF YOU RELIGIOUS FANATICS WHO PUSH YOUR BELIEFS ON ME. HOLD MY LEFT NUT. this girl got pissed at me because i told her i didnt exactly believe that the bible was the word of god. and its so obvious its not. can some wave of logic and i dunno some REASON fucking hit this town?

hahaGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMNGODDAMN. whats he gonna do send me to hell? JEWS DONT BELIEVE IN HELL. so whos right? no one. were gonna leave this shit the same way we came in start as nothing end as nothing
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this post is dedicated to ryan. [22 Oct 2006|01:13am]
[ mood | i felt the touch of god tonigh ]

i love friends. they constantly get better and never cease to amaze you. it all boils down to the word true. and ryan FUCKINLUMBERJACKTHESALAMI markus is quite possibly the best friend a kid could ask for.

so i'm in the car on a long ass drive home from the mall at millenia which is a shitty mall. aventura but more expensive and no theatre. still sad about missing fear before who i was dying to see but oh well can't blame anyone really just bad bad timing. and so i get a call from ryan whom i love. "hey ryan" "hey spanks someone wants to talk to you hold on" "hey" "hey who is this?" music in background i couldn't hear him so well but i believe he said [Dave] from fear before.

then i go off on a shit fit. HOLY FUCKING SHIT OH MAN HEY MAN.

hey i heard you missed us last night you shoulda came.

oh believe me i tried i wanted to so bad, listen i love your music i admire all of you and all of your ability to make music and i just love you guys,

thanks man i appreciate it, you should really come see us,

oh i do want to when are you coming again?

we're going on a tour with thursday in january look for us.

oh believe me i will. i heard you guys were amazing

thanks man well here's your friend.

so basically. i fucking love ryan. i wasi n the car i was about to cream myself. my stomach did a sommersault. my fucking goodness ryan's gonna get a call from someone special soon. holy shit i love you ryan

greaterthansign9999999999999999999 nuevo lovin for real

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i take that back: [17 Oct 2006|08:28pm]
NOW I AM THE ULTIMATE INSANIQUARIUM MASTER. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SO MANY DIAMOND SHITTING FISH!? I SWEAR TO GOD NIGGA ITS INSANE

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attention everyone [16 Oct 2006|06:04pm]
i am the insaniquarium master.

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there are probably 100 fish there 7 of which are king fish, they shit diamonds nigga! diamonds! it makes my dookie twinkle. i am the master, beccamary you guys know bout this game, it pwns i pwn.


that is all.
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let me introduce you to the greatest band ever created. [07 Oct 2006|11:11am]
[ mood | grateful ]

the giant swan's got ghosts in his eyes.
his guts are stuffed with polaroids, and they're all humiliating.
and when the wine's drunk and the wild cabaret has sung it's last voice,
and you're sitting all alone in the 4am darkness of a pitch-black theater,
he explodes like fireworks on the stage with gold smoke.
sing, your voice just wont stop blooming.
he wrote a play and you're the protagonist.
all the girls you wish you'd fucked make a guest appearance.
oh, and you just won't believe the ending.
fly me home, giant swan!
the giant swan's got a pixelated beak.
his eyes are twin mushroom clouds,
his feathers are unsuspecting cities,
and his breasts are hollow apartments with the highest quality furnishings.
and you can watch tv until you die there, deflated skin draped over luxury chairs.
sing, your voice just won't stop blooming.
if your heart's a diamond, buddy, what's the price?
if your heart's a diamond what's the fucking price?
your mouth is cheap and your hair is shoddy.
so sit and watch the ballerinas kick and spin.
then strip down to your vulgar skeleton.
you'd better take one more drink of captain morgan's rum.
oh, it's gonna sting like a raw sunrise when they black swan's gone.
back at the resort, the curtains closed, you haven't left the room for two solid weeks.
with a pound of cocaine under the bed where the call girls perform their services.
and you have to leave CNN on so you don't think about her newborn son
who entered this town from the crotch you're renting out.
"who's at the door? what the fuck!
who's at the door? what the fuck!
who's at the door? what the fuck!"
your heart is sweating; your hands are turning black.
your shadow breaks in wearing a ski mask.
is that a machete at your throat?
"give me all your money! give me all the dope!"
and the sun's like a painting of your whole life.
you scratch at the canvas, but you can't get inside.
and the sun's like a painting of your whole life.
you scratch at the canvas, but you can't get inside.
your family is gurgling grief.
you think you're fast asleep.
is that the curtain closing?
giant swan, take me to the river.
is that my flesh corroding?
giant swan, take me to the river.
all the things you wish you said are buried with your x'd out head.
all your ulterior motives...
giant swan, take me to the river.


read it and tell me you don't shiver.

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let me introduce you to the greatest band ever created. [07 Oct 2006|11:08am]
[ mood | grateful ]

the giant swan's got ghosts in his eyes.
his guts are stuffed with polaroids, and they're all humiliating.
and when the wine's drunk and the wild cabaret has sung it's last voice,
and you're sitting all alone in the 4am darkness of a pitch-black theater,
he explodes like fireworks on the stage with gold smoke.
sing, your voice just wont stop blooming.
he wrote a play and you're the protagonist.
all the girls you wish you'd fucked make a guest appearance.
oh, and you just won't believe the ending.
fly me home, giant swan!
the giant swan's got a pixelated beak.
his eyes are twin mushroom clouds,
his feathers are unsuspecting cities,
and his breasts are hollow apartments with the highest quality furnishings.
and you can watch tv until you die there, deflated skin draped over luxury chairs.
sing, your voice just won't stop blooming.
if your heart's a diamond, buddy, what's the price?
if your heart's a diamond what's the fucking price?
your mouth is cheap and your hair is shoddy.
so sit and watch the ballerinas kick and spin.
then strip down to your vulgar skeleton.
you'd better take one more drink of captain morgan's rum.
oh, it's gonna sting like a raw sunrise when they black swan's gone.
back at the resort, the curtains closed, you haven't left the room for two solid weeks.
with a pound of cocaine under the bed where the call girls perform their services.
and you have to leave CNN on so you don't think about her newborn son
who entered this town from the crotch you're renting out.
"who's at the door? what the fuck!
who's at the door? what the fuck!
who's at the door? what the fuck!"
your heart is sweating; your hands are turning black.
your shadow breaks in wearing a ski mask.
is that a machete at your throat?
"give me all your money! give me all the dope!"
and the sun's like a painting of your whole life.
you scratch at the canvas, but you can't get inside.
and the sun's like a painting of your whole life.
you scratch at the canvas, but you can't get inside.
your family is gurgling grief.
you think you're fast asleep.
is that the curtain closing?
giant swan, take me to the river.
is that my flesh corroding?
giant swan, take me to the river.
all the things you wish you said are buried with your x'd out head.
all your ulterior motives...
giant swan, take me to the river.


read it and tell me you don't shiver.

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FUCK YEAH [05 Oct 2006|09:59am]
walker's having a baby!
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[02 Oct 2006|03:04pm]
[ mood | who ever uses predatory? ]

get some clear eyes for your dry eyes. MY EYES HURT!adslfkjafdglj

my eyes, throat, ass, and legs hurt. i think i'm getting sick, usually i just take so much bayer i can't feel anything and it works on and off for a few days. but i'm waiting and its not kickinn, grrr i don't wanna be sick.

quiz in biology, huge book analysis due on wednesday. huge history thing due tomorrow and the day after another huge thing, and like 4 video projects due in a week for tv production.

isn't it weird things are so easy then it seems everything just piles up at the last minute?

so RYANRYANRYANRYAN was here this weekend and it was awesome, we learned about fun things to do while sober. he bought all this cool shit. i got to see NELLA and some other kids, we had a great weekend, and i'm pooped. 6 hours of sleep sunday and none on saturday. rolling was intense, haha it was all coolcoolstuff, i miss him already, one thing i learned about miami and the people in it. never gets old.

NEVER.


and there's a girl. but i'm scared.

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[26 Sep 2006|08:40pm]
15 minutes til jeopardy tryout, wish me luck

here we go guys giant swan is on, i dub it my lucky song now.
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